Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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