Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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