She is in my trunk
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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