I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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