Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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