hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
