Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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