I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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