i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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