I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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