yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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