we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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