Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I am available for nakedness
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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