I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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