I saw his package. It spoke to me.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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