let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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