i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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