You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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