i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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