hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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