she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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