I just made out with a guy for $7.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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