i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize
