I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
