Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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