am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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