He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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