he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
