yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
