I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
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