awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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