The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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