he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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