Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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