you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Randomize
