Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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