We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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