Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
