Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
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