So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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