She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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