Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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