I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Randomize
