So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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