we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
3pm strippers are depressing
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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