i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
