Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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