i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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