no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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