Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You are a genius and a whore.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
