absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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