Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
There's even glitter on my cock...
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