I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
You know, be my cock's hype man.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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