yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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