some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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